Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My Christmas Present To You

It's Christmas, nearly and Mum is absolutely empty of christmas cheer because Dave Dooley has won the parent governor fight. He has already given out free giant bags of sweets to us all which is brilliant. Except I will not be allowed to eat them at home so I have given them to Dexter for safekeeping. Hmmm. Everyone has had a threatening letter telling us that Mrs Trundle will be back after Christmas and Mr Bagnall has told us to enjoy the holiday.

Dexter's dad has bought the biggest christmas tree in the entire galaxy while my dad reycled one from last year and it is rubbish. For some reason, he has stuck some massive bird decorations on it. They are quite bad. Mum says that because George is bursting out of his baby suits and is walking (not my idea of walking unless you need at least two knee operations) we cannot 'take the risk with a big tree' because he might try and eat it or decorate himself with it. He needs to grow up.

Here is my Christmas present to you. It is an action movie for you to enjoy in case James Bond isn't on. Happy Christmas.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I LOVE IT! i was shaking with excitement! i love the part when the goody said, "this is not the end!" well done boys! you are loads BETTER than james bond!

Anonymous said...

I also love the baddy saying, "My plan have worked and they're both dead!"

Anonymous said...

It's definitely better than Quantum of Solace. And has a less pretentious title too! :)

Wilf said...

Thankyou, Candy. I do like James Bond alot, so it is good to be better than him. I am planning a sequel.

Wilf said...

Hello Richard. I have no idea what quantum of solace means or pretentious and The Parents force me to look everything up in a dictionary for my own good but it is nice to hear from you.

Jon M said...

Very exciting. Had me on the edge of my seat! Happy Christmas Wilf- hope the Big Man brings you all you want!

Wilf said...

Thanks, Jon. I got loads of stuff including a multilevel scalextric set my dad got off e-bay. He likes it alot.

Pen said...

BRILLIANT. Much, much better than the telly!

Wilf said...

Thanks, Pen. Are you actually a pen or somebody called Pen? You get all sorts on blogger.

Unknown said...

Movie stars and a film director in the making! Brilliant stuff, Wilf! Move over James Bond! Watch out world!

Wilf said...

THanks, Atyllah! Happy New Year.